父子二人經過五星級飯店門口，看到一輛十分豪華的進口轎車。
兒子不屑地對他的父親説：「坐這種車的人，肚子裏一定沒有學問!」
父親則輕描淡寫地回答：説這種話的人，口袋裏一定沒有錢
(注：你對事情的看法，是不是也反映出你內心真正的態度?)
After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.
Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"
Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket
(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
為我所用
一頭大象對一隻小老鼠説：“你無疑是我見過的'最小、最沒用的東西。”
“請再説一遍，讓我把它記下來。”老鼠説。“我要講給我認識的一隻跳蚤聽。
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子仩寫着"學校----慢行".
(只為成功找方法，不為失敗找理由)
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