你在後面推;短信發兩條，一條氣你，一條哄你。可惜我現在沒有錢，所以只能先發一條短信氣氣你了!哈哈，祝你愚人節快樂哦!
You push in the back; SMS two, a gas you, a coax you. But now I have no money, so only the first to send a text message gas you! Ha ha, I wish you a happy April Fool's day oh!
沒有盤古開天地，猿類進化都沒戲;沒有甲骨做文具，歷史也會沒生氣;沒有黛玉和寶玉，紅樓怎傳幾世紀?沒有我給你發信息，誰知豬會看手機?
No Pan Gu created heaven and earth, apes are gone; no bones do stationery, history will not angry; no Dai Yuhe Bao Yu, red how several century? Didn't I send you the information, who knows the pig can see mobile phone?
狼來了豬窩裏亂成一團，豬媽媽安排：大豬去堵門!二豬去堵窗!當看到小豬時，豬媽來火了，大叫：老三，不要看短信啦!你肉多，出去把狼引開。愚人節快樂!
Wolf pig chaos, a mother pig arrangement: the big pig door! Two pigs to window! When he saw the pig, pig mama was aggravated, shouted: "old, do not see a message! You meat, the wolf drive out. Happy April Fool's Day!
金燦燦的，是陽光;紅彤彤的.，是燈籠;香噴噴的，是米飯;熱騰騰的，是火鍋;火辣辣的，是烈酒;麻酥酥的，是你hellip又觸電了吧，早就你別看短信的!
The golden sunshine, is red, is; lanterns; fragrant, is Steamed Rice; hot, is hot, Hot pot; spirits; the exciting moment, is your hellip and get an electric shock, had you don't see a message!
你有天使般容顏，魔鬼般身材，就連你放屁的姿勢都那麼完美無暇。可在大庭廣眾之下，控制一下節奏好不好?同事愚人節快樂。
You have a angel face, the devil figure, even you fart posture is so perfect. In a public occasion, control the tempo? Happy colleagues April Fool's day.
接下來就是見證奇蹟的時刻，按一下下翻鍵，你會微笑;按兩下你會傻笑;按三下你會開心大笑;按四下，恭喜同事你，一個傻瓜誕生了!
The next step is to witness the miracle of the moment, click next turn key, you will smile; by two, you'll giggle; by three, you will laugh; by four, congratulations on your colleagues, a fool born!
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