匹諾曹：我可能多多少少、不太確定、無法否認、不能拒絕……
白馬王子：你，你不能説謊！史萊克在哪兒？
3、Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…
驢子（驢子和穿靴子的貓互換了身體）：（經典台詞）我竟然進入了這個我一直看不上的夥伴的身體裏！
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
2、Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!
驢子（看到史萊克一絲不掛地躺在牀上）：啊，你知道嗎？你真的'需要給自己穿上一條寬大的睡褲！
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!
匹諾曹：呃，好吧，我不知道他不在哪裏。
4、Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.
1、Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
白馬王子：你不知道史萊克在哪裏？
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
白馬王子：這麼説來，你知道他在哪兒了！
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: On the contrary,
史萊克：驢子……
白馬王子：閉嘴！
匹諾曹：知道或不知道他可能不應該在哪裏，也就是我確實不知道他不在哪裏！
驢子：我感到無所遁形，極度骯髒！
匹諾曹：正好相反。
Shrek: Donkey...
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
穿靴子的貓（史萊克將驢子扔出了窗户）：有些人就是不知道什麼叫做適可而止。
Prince Charming: Stop It!
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